I went to a friend’s fiftieth birthday party on Key Biscayne last weekend. The party itself was fine — hey, you must be doing something right if the police grab the mike from your DJ and tell a bunch of middle-aged partiers to vacate the premises or be arrested! — but one of the highlights was catching this photo of a tagged police boat.
Maybe that was why they were a little testy.
Whatever the reason, they picked the wrong crowd to fuck with. Among the attendees were several attorneys, law professors, a past president of the Miami-Dade ACLU (and on-air legal analyst on CNN), and an aggressively anti-bullshit broad from Brooklyn. They never stood a chance. Hell, by the time the dust settled we’d been offered comp tickets to the Ziggy Marley show next door, and they got money back from the bar, too.
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My friend, Thayer, would love this….
Thanks for the shout out!
well, I guess I’m the “aggressively anti-bullshit broad from Brooklyn”, and I’ve never had such a lovely compliment from such a fine gentleman. Thank you.